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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

INTERVIEW WITH QT BY CAPFANTASTIC

Qt has condescended to say a few words to all of her fans.  I had to coerce her with copious quantities of alcohol because she's paradoxically a rather private person and has granted this interview with me under great sufferance.  I might add the hip pocket nerve is the only thing of mine that is suffering at the moment ~ corr have you seen the price of that shit lately?  Killing yourself  IS expensive ~ I don't give a fuck what Pink Lycra Man has to say on the subject.  Anyway Qt thinks she has ALL the fucking solutions.  Here's a snippet of how the interview progressed.  Shhh now, we don't want this leaking out into the general public just yet ~ could cause an UTTER FURORE! :)

(Transcribed by some ponce in an office somewhere)
CAPFANTASTIC:
So Qt, thanks for joining us today ~ I'm really excited to have you here.

QT:
Ease up Cap!  I only granted an interview ~ I didn't say you could HAVE me :/

CAPFANTASTIC:
Just a figure of speech my dear girl.  Speaking of figures, boy you've got a slashing one.  Is there a possibility that all the eligible men out there might see a little more of you at some point in the future?

QT:
Oh well, I hadn't really thought about it.  How much more would they like to see and which part, do you think Cap?

CAPFANTASTIC:
Oh just a stab in the dark, but I was thinking maybe those huge tits of yours.  Any chance of giving your insatiable audience a HUGE rush and flashing those knockers at us?  We could store it in our HARD DRIVES forever more and retrieve it whenever we felt like jerking off.  I'm sure they'd all be EXTREMELY grateful to you Qt ~ whaddya say hu??

QT:
I guess you could have a quick look at my nipples.  They're extremely big and round and they're extremely sensitive too.  I'd love for someone to be thinking about them when they're masturbating because it's certainly what I'm thinking about when I do.  What a massive worldwide connection I could make with humanity when they're all coming over my tits???  Cappa?? You There???

***CAPPA FAINTS***

QT:
Well that was a fucking easy couple of bottles of wine.  Fucking good too!  UP YOUR BUM FOLKS!! X-D.








2 comments:

  1. my imagination is doing somersaults lol ;))

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  2. as is mine there are a few things i would love to do to her given half the chance she is a hottie with a body for business and a mind for sin ;)

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